Why Me?

Cargo is securely locked. Crew have no access to keys. The Far East's most desirable export since 1932.
Warning: Anti-climb paint. The Far East's most desirable export since 1932.
No Tiger Beer left onboard overnight. The Far East's most desirable export since 1932.

I've never had Tiger Beer but I do really like these ads for it. Done by CHI & Partners out of London, UK and creative directors Ed Edwards and Dave Masterman.