This would be perfect for girls at bars trying to keep unwanted guys away from them, or just in case you get caught in some sort of CSI Miami moment and have to cordon off a dead body. Either way its great, get it over at perpetual kid for $15.
"This Crime of Passion Scarf is acrylic with a touch of spandex and 100% ironic for that extra oomph! It's just shy of five feet long... long enough to make your statement AND stay warm on those bitterly cold winter days! So cool it's criminal!"